I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
there are two types of people in this world
- people i can trust to help me hide a body
- people who are the body
Why are you sad?”
“Because you speak to me in words, and I look at you with feelings.
i just wanna do romantic stuff like wake you up with a blowjob